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    <description>Just two Chicago friends talking trash.</description>
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    <itunes:author>Sparkle and Chi</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>Two Chicago friends talking about all their private parts. We met in high school over twenty years ago. We record from a comfortable place. We're like a personal diary entry with other people's opinions and weird perspectives.</itunes:summary>
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    <!-- Episode 6: Family Rumble -->
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    <!-- Episode 5: Horny Book Reader -->
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    <!-- Episode 4: Top Three Murders -->
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    <!-- Episode 3: Charity Cage Match -->
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    <!-- Episode 2: Father John Misty -->
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    <!-- Episode 1: Invisible Ghosty Cocks -->
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