Family Rumble
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Two Chicago friends ask, “What age did you turn?” and agree to blame it all on their siblings.
Horny Book Reader
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Two Chicago friends ask each other about their bank accounts. Spank banks. You know we don’t understand how real banks work.
Top Three Murders
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Two Chicago friends wonder, “Who are the top three people most likely to murder me?” with the essential follow up question, “How do you mail a postcard to the FBI?”
Charity Cage Match
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Two Chicago friends ask, “If you had to fight to the death for a charitable cause, what would it be?” Answer: Not Cancer. Sorry, Cancer.
Father John Misty
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Two Chicago friends wonder, “How did you get your personality?” and decide Father John Misty had nothing to do with it.
Invisible Ghosty Cocks
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Two Chicago friends ask, “Would you kill Baby Hitler?”
Remarkably, it gets worse from there.