About Us

Alley of the Dolls Podcast features two Chicago friends talking about all their private parts.  We met in the paradisiacal halls of a suburban high school over twenty years ago, and haven’t stopped talking trash since.

We tried to do a podcast about our fine city under the pseudonyms of Sparkle and Chi, but that required way too much leaving the house and giving fucks.  Instead, we found ourselves asking hypothetical questions about our sexy superpowers and Ralph Macchio posters.

We are part Dear Diary, part WWJ(Never, Ever)D, and part your mom learning to text message.  If you’re looking for shameless answers to Life’s most burning questions… this is the podcast for you.