Family Rumble

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Family Rumble
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Two Chicago friends ask, “What age did you turn?” and agree to blame it all on their siblings.

Horny Book Reader

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Horny Book Reader
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Two Chicago friends ask each other about their bank accounts.  Spank banks.  You know we don’t understand how real banks work.

Top Three Murders

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Top Three Murders
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Two Chicago friends wonder, “Who are the top three people most likely to murder me?” with the essential follow up question, “How do you mail a postcard to the FBI?”  

Charity Cage Match

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Charity Cage Match
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Two Chicago friends ask, “If you had to fight to the death for a charitable cause, what would it be?”  Answer:  Not Cancer.  Sorry, Cancer.

Father John Misty

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Father John Misty
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Two Chicago friends wonder, “How did you get your personality?” and decide Father John Misty had nothing to do with it.

Invisible Ghosty Cocks

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Invisible Ghosty Cocks
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Two Chicago friends ask, “Would you kill Baby Hitler?”

Remarkably, it gets worse from there.